1) a three letter acronym for "EAT A DICK"

2) A shortcut to tell someone to go eat a dick


EAD dale!~
by D0uGY January 06, 2003
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Military slang for Eat a Dick. Generally means that you've just been given a shitty task that noone wants to do.
by Yuppivore March 29, 2011
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EADS, or European Aeronautic Defence and Space Company is the second largest defense company in the world with revenues of over 30 billion euros. It owns, among other companies, Airbus, which is the make of the gigantic A380. It also created the Eurofighter and is competing for the U.S. Tanker bid worth about 100 billion dollars. It is the true European company.
Jack: Yo, I saw EADS is working on a stealth combat drone that can do Air to Air fights.
Daniel: Wow, Boeing is gonna shit their pants.
by Smartaz January 30, 2006
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Eat a dick- the process of masticating the male penis.
Damn. She was on that hoe shit last night.. so i just told her to Eat-a-dick (EAD) !
by bigtittywill July 01, 2010
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P1: My dog has a tumour, I can't come into work for 2 weeks, its all the family i have.

P2: Yeah whatever Nobby, go EAD!
by Mopey November 07, 2005
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