P1: My dog has a tumour, I can't come into work for 2 weeks, its all the family i have.

P2: Yeah whatever Nobby, go EAD!
by Mopey November 8, 2005
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Short acronym for:

Eat A Dick.
Originated from the mmorpg game WoW, By the guild Intensity. After winning a massive battle, the leader of the guild spamed in the game EAD Mother Fuckers.
Mispelling the word 'Dead'. Hence how the word 'ead' orginated.
After sometime, EAD is now known as a short acronym for

Eat A Dick.
intensity leader: EAD Mother Fuckers.
by Dr.Ew June 17, 2009
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Typically, the last name of gay blonde kids. Usually drives girl cars.
Girl: Omfg, did you see that kid in that blue Hyundai Accent? He must be an Eade.

Uber Dude: Is that RAYMOND?

Girl: Yeah, what a fag.
by Jacob Gayer May 14, 2008
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v. ead (eed), ead·ing, ead·s

To listen to an audiobook
"Ead-ing"
What are you listening to? I'm eading "50 shades of grey."
by Mintsauce October 12, 2012
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I made a rude comment to Jacob, all he replied was #ead
by Sagerat March 7, 2018
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An abbreviation for, and a way to say "eat a dick" to a knobhead or imbecile.
"Hey Schnick! ead!"
by moistdoodoopuss January 30, 2012
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it either means rolling around in a object outdoors, or a feeling of betrayal depending on context.
person 1: "i eaded all the grass!!"
person 2: "now you have grass stains on your jeans.."
OR
person 2: "i kinda feel eaded.."
person 1: "hopefully you feel better soon"
by siscoo October 1, 2022
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