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The visceral reaction of a woman inexplicably turned on by evidence of bad hygiene habits*
*See: Robert Pattinson
(i.e. When you cannot determine whether something is worthy of an EWW or an UNF)
*See: Robert Pattinson
(i.e. When you cannot determine whether something is worthy of an EWW or an UNF)
Robert Pattinson is basically EWNF personified
e.g. The peculiar sexual attraction to (or despite) his:
*plumes of dandruff
*rumoured overwhelming body odour
*unwashed greasy sex-hair
*shiteous nikes
*beanie (currently M.I.A.)
*smoking
*musty never-washed clothing
*effeminine hands
*excessive diet-coke-and-hot-pocket-consuming and carrot-microwaving ways (because frankly ANY carrot-microwaving is excessive carrot-microwaving)
*beer-belly (currently M.I.A.)
*frequent drunk/stoned-like appearance
*happy trail
*chest pubes
*over-enthusiastic gum-chewing
etc etc.
e.g. The peculiar sexual attraction to (or despite) his:
*plumes of dandruff
*rumoured overwhelming body odour
*unwashed greasy sex-hair
*shiteous nikes
*beanie (currently M.I.A.)
*smoking
*musty never-washed clothing
*effeminine hands
*excessive diet-coke-and-hot-pocket-consuming and carrot-microwaving ways (because frankly ANY carrot-microwaving is excessive carrot-microwaving)
*beer-belly (currently M.I.A.)
*frequent drunk/stoned-like appearance
*happy trail
*chest pubes
*over-enthusiastic gum-chewing
etc etc.
by kathywath89 June 29, 2009
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009