phrase

used as a response to something that you don't want said or done

shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"

person 2: "if you ever"
by kittypuff March 25, 2010
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A phrase used by people to state that if a certain movie, TV show, video game, etc. was ever even good to begin with.
Family Guy just keeps getting worse and worse, but honestly was it ever good?
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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The most true and stripped down raw level of perfection achievable, in any situation attainable. Can be achieved by the satisfaction of contentment in a particular moment.
EX: That relationship is "the best ever". Or..... Wasn't that concert "the best ever"?
by SuperBatgirl January 18, 2016
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Implying that 5-Ever is One More Than Forever (4Ever)
If Forever means till death/ 5 ever means through the Afterlife
Also Can be said as Fivever
Bro: Do you think that the sky ever stops?

Me: It seems to go on 5 Ever
by EthernalKid August 29, 2010
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a "gettin" drunk game that u play. Everyone sits in a circle with their drink and u go around the circle and each person has to say something that they have never done, but whne u say it u say.."never ever have i ever...(and then the thing that you've never done.) and anyone in the circle who has done the thing u said.. MUST take a drink!
"never ever have i ever done pot laced with angel dust"

(anyone who has done pot laced with angel dust, must take a drink)
by Ashley June 16, 2006
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The word you say over and over when you want to get on someones damn nerves.
Person: You are a fucking asshole!
You: Whatever
You: Whatever
Person: Stop you asshole! You're so annoying!
by Strange Little Girl June 25, 2004
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