Eat The Pussy. Also known as oral sex or cunnilingus. Part of foreplay and a regular part of the weekend.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Exam Time Panic. When its 1-2 weeks before exams after a semester, the principle will announce over the p.a about ETP. They tell you to study 1-2 weeks before exams come up or else you will experience ETP. When you study couple of days before exams, you'd probabaly start panicing.

Estimated Time of Penetration. Generally referred to in movies and/or television—the amount of time that you guess it will take for two characters to bone.

Estimated Time of Pooping - Used when estimating how long something consumed will be turned into fecal matter. Usually a guessed estimate. Times vary, depending on cooking time, type of food, and how well prepared the food was.

Meaning empire of this place, will be when the USA is taken over by communist daoists and turned into an empire that can only eat unicorn meat

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc