An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.
by Avacado bui May 8, 2009
The introduction of one's digit into another's anus, especially durng sex, resulting in a brown finger/tip; caused by a torpedo in the tube, a turtle head ready to poke out.
Poop in the shute.
Poop in the shute.
Me:
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!
by the snake & caca ferguson October 3, 2006
Scrabble Player: What kind of word is "et"?
Scrabble Cheater: It's a word. Means the same as eat. Like in you et, I et, we all et.
Scrabble Cheater: It's a word. Means the same as eat. Like in you et, I et, we all et.
by Dad Wants a Rematch July 22, 2009
man 1: "hey, have you heard Fear the Awakening's new song 'the Totally Unnecessary Bath and the Excessive Taint Scrubbing'?"
man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."
man 1: "dink."
man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."
man 1: "dink."
by carltonfunkbass March 4, 2010