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An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS
by Erc the Great May 24, 2011
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A stupid alien with a BIG onion head and stupidly long cringy fingers that are large enough to wank a dozen cocks at once also this ET thing goes around in a little bike tryna phone home like BITCH you don't have a home
ET: ET phone home
Child: wtf you don't have a home

ET: *some alien shit*
Child: bruv learn English
by Fanny flapper August 29, 2016
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When two dudes slowly touch the tips of their erections together, then shine a flashlight on it.

Stands for Erectile Tapping
I think the E.T. is just a crude reinterpretation of the scene from the movie "E.T." in which Elliot and the alien slowly touch as the tips of their fingers light up.
by sonofol April 19, 2009
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ET is an inside joke that basically says that you're extremely good at vsrg game (Vertical Scrolling Rhythm Game)
A- I just got pass on Lv.150 HX on o2
B- what wtf ET
by wksl0182 May 24, 2020
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1.ET-movie
2.ET-abrev. for extra-terrestrial
3.The act of almost penetrating the vagina with the penis,at the point of which the head is inside but the female in question chickens out and doesn't get penetrated fully.Said male is then asked to "phone home."
A.Wang-her boyfriend got an E.T...they are not together now.

"I got E.T-ed last night cuz we didn't have a rubber"

"She E.T-ed me last night cuz we didn't have a rubber,the bitch"
by Stef and James October 01, 2007
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if you act like shaun meyers than you are genetically programed to be atrracted to men with an E.T.
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