ESD - publicly acceptable shorthand for the sentence, "Eat shit and die." Commonly followed by a proper noun of address. Typically used in situations where the word shit is not allowed to be used, or where the available number of display characters is limited, e.g. license plates and public signs.
Mr. Jones, I want you to go into the lounge of the common area at Walton Hall tonight and write on the chalkboard, "ESDW. XOXO, H."
by Frustrated_Monolingual December 31, 2009
Extra Sensory Deception - the sensation of your cell phone going off in your pocket even though it's not there. Not to be confused with ESP or Extra Sensory Perception, being aware of something without any tangible contact, like clairvoyance or telepathy.
by SkaWtT November 15, 2014
by fatass June 05, 2004
Boy: Hey, im kinda horny, you want ESD?
Girl: yeah sure, just pick a newly trimmed grass so it's not itchy.
Girl: yeah sure, just pick a newly trimmed grass so it's not itchy.
by nani?!?! August 11, 2018
Damage occurring to Mosfet and CMOS chips and other electronical items when they are touched by a statically charged person.
by Tam Hanna May 31, 2003