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I tried calling EPS to meet at the tree, but as usual, they didn't show up.
by Scott the Dick January 13, 2014
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Enormous Penis Syndrome
Introduced in the TV show HIMYM.
Girl: Wow, you have enormous penis syndrome? I've never heard of that.
Barney: Yeah, that's the problem with EPS, lack of awareness.
by nightfoxx February 20, 2012
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Any episodes on TV on the internet, especially of poor quality
Boss: Get back to work!
Leticia: Can't loading eps
Boss: What did you say?
Leticia: Y'all know, eps!
Boss: Oh sorry I didn't hear you the first time
by katiewisconsin May 08, 2008
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An investor term meaning earnings per share. Usually is a good indicator of a stocks growth and health.
The eps on blahblah is only $1.63? Never mind buying that then.
by Robosapien123 May 18, 2008
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