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Some real white kids from Ohio. But yet they are so gangster with it, it's unbeliveable. They take some of the most gangster songs around and 'whiteafie' them. So gangster it's crazy. The Boys;

E.Pilaf-Porge-Mack
"Hey man did you see that black guy pumpin' that E.P.M. Crew?"

"Fo shelia mayne! E.P.M. is pretty amazing! I like their 'White Tee' Remix. That shit is hilarious; "I`m a white-E,I'm a white-e"

"Them mo' fuckers live in Ohio? I guess not everyone there are fuck jobs. The E.P.M. Crew is super black for being white guys."

"Go Get their CD. The title is fuckign hilarious "Peep Them Bitches in a Honda"
by [e.99]Miracle August 27, 2004
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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E.P.M. is a mafia. The headquarters is somewhere in the mid-west. The mafia itself is run by 3 bosses and under them is their enforcer. E.P.M. is also closely affiliated with a few individuals who do jobs for them or have connections.
E.P.M. is scary, they had people run up in my house.
by mackrock17 September 08, 2007
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Endangered Pink Monkey

EPM, Alias James Kim.

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You just got owned by EPM!
by Ehpumnizer December 29, 2003
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noun, slang for Excedrin PM sleep aid.

most commonly used in plural form.
"man, im gonna take 8 epm's and gota sleep"
by cl9ud October 26, 2003
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Epm stands for ‘eat poop monster’ it is one who rarely does anything apart from Eat and Poop they can be annoying or u can just about stand them they come from the mister man family and only give a shit if it has something to do with food.
‘Sara is such a epm did u see her at the party just munching away ignoring the whole world ‘
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