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Abbreviation for "Excessive Masturbation Back Alive"
Describing what happens after a long painful course of abstinence.
Describing what happens after a long painful course of abstinence.
"How've you been lately? You definitely look and sound jaded for some reason..."
"Well, yeah, EMBA, you know!"
"Executive Masters of Business Administration? That sounds totally not you!"
"No, Excessive Masturbation Back Alive. I thought I could actually wait long enough to have a wet dream when I decided to try abstinence, even deleting all my porn. It didn't work, and I just went on this spree of jacking off!"
"Well, yeah, EMBA, you know!"
"Executive Masters of Business Administration? That sounds totally not you!"
"No, Excessive Masturbation Back Alive. I thought I could actually wait long enough to have a wet dream when I decided to try abstinence, even deleting all my porn. It didn't work, and I just went on this spree of jacking off!"
by Miscellaneous Uncredited Crew May 05, 2007
Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007