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Short for "Eat my ass."
Pat: I can't believe you're not coming to the strip club with us tonight...
Brad: I can't, I have a huge cardio exam I have to study for.
Pat: EMA! That excuse is not good enough.
Brad: I can't, I have a huge cardio exam I have to study for.
Pat: EMA! That excuse is not good enough.
by LPdoc January 30, 2011
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The most magnificent girl you’ll ever meet in your life. She’s 1 in a trillion. She is sometimes compared to Medusa due to numerous reports of when you lock eyes with her you fall into a deep trance and love her with all your heart. She has an amazing body and is not afraid to show it off because she’s confident in herself. She’s very funny and always coming up with hilarious unexpected dirty jokes that actually sort of get you turned on too. She knows how to put joy into any persons day and is so kind to her family and friends close to her. If you mess with Ema you are done because her boyfriend will literally find you and make you apologize to her face because she doesn’t deserve shit from inferior people. All together, she is the perfect girl of every boys dreams, but it’s too bad because you can’t have her she’s taken.
1: Have you seen that girl? She’s such an Ema.
2: Wow you’re right she’s literally perfect I wish I could have her.
1: Yeah same here but she’s already taken, she’s out of our league anyway..
2: Wow you’re right she’s literally perfect I wish I could have her.
1: Yeah same here but she’s already taken, she’s out of our league anyway..
by Anthron49 October 30, 2018
3
Ema is the kind of girl you NEEEEEDDDDDD in your life. She knows all the words to almost every song, rap, musicals, pop, rock, grime you name it. She’s also suuuupppeeeerrrr sexy even when she doesn’t try. 100% sure you’ll never catch her slipping. Her style is effortless and timeless and she’s almost always wearing something designer. She’s so beautiful she looks like a princess she always puts others before herself and she’ll be there no matter what
Lia : DID YOU SEE WHAT EMA WAS WEARING TODAY
Zella : I know gucci what a beg
Eilis: you’re only saying that because you’re jealous
Zella : I know gucci what a beg
Eilis: you’re only saying that because you’re jealous
by Egehehehe March 13, 2018
4
She is the best person you'll ever meet. You need Ema in your life. She deserves to be loved, and if you're her boyfriend, you should take care of her. She is jelaous, protective, and she can kill someone who's watching her man. She is always positive, and sweet but cold queen. Actually, when is Ema sweet, usually she needs something, because she is a "bad bitch". Ema can't show her feelings off that easy, but when someone's special, and when she loves someone, she will tell that person 1000 times "i love you". Don't try to fight with her, she is dangerous.
Ema gets mad and jelaous easily, but it's kinda cute.
You need one Ema, she will always be there for you, make you laugh and be happy to have her in your life. DON'T LET HER GO!
Ema gets mad and jelaous easily, but it's kinda cute.
You need one Ema, she will always be there for you, make you laugh and be happy to have her in your life. DON'T LET HER GO!
Justin: i lost ema...
Dylan:what do you mean lost??
Justin: i let her go... she gave me her love but i didn't care... now she's happy with him and i want to kill myself bcs i'm dumbass.. i still love her
Dylan:what do you mean lost??
Justin: i let her go... she gave me her love but i didn't care... now she's happy with him and i want to kill myself bcs i'm dumbass.. i still love her
by Teixie May 20, 2018
6
A smart girl, usually blonde or dirty-blonde. She is sweet, funny, and musical! You should be friends with an Ema!
by TaylorSwiftAddict January 30, 2015