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she is a wheatcracker that has no life. she thinks she is cool adn everything. her real name is Emily Jane.Also. she is my best friend and i <3 her to death. no majer how much she hits me. this is why i love her.
"gosh ej. your such a loser. you puta. stop hitting me asshole.ilove you though"
by amber January 31, 2005
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A megafaggot. Referred to as cuck, skinhead or neonazi. Also a fuckface. Often known to be attracted to ratface. In essence is a pussy bitch. Is involved in beta orbit around ratface. But when ratface and neonazi mate they make a mysterious noise that we have never heard before. They produce a creature known as a Skinhead Rat Baby it's an even more disgusting creature. The creature that is made has the resemblance of a dog/crocodile/rat creature.
I heard Chat Thundercock fucked Eugenes gf, that makes him an E.J.
by Nomse October 31, 2017
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Usually the tall smug type. EJ's usually put up an act of knowing everything about the conversation, or argument. He is a friendly fellow, but refuses to ever be wrong. All around EJ tends to be stinjy, but is fun to talk to.
EJ: "that is impossible, i know for a fact that..."
by Randy 025167 May 20, 2016
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EJ is a shitty fucking person with no self respect whatsoever and will do anything to make people ticked off cuz he's a lil prick. If you see an EJ in public, fucking bite his shin and curb stomp him on the fucking concrete. An EJ is so fucking stupid he gets arrested and beat with police nightsticks because he's a fucking retard. He's the type of person who asks the teacher if the class has homework and pour milk before cereal. Other than that, he's a really good minecraft player who doesn't grief, 10/10 would recommend playing with him.
"Yo chad is fuckin EJ brah??? I thought I told him to stop fucking coming to the library during free time what the fuck dude."
"I know right like what the fuck dude you're ruining our fucking men sesh brah."
"What a fucking nincompoop"
by an EJ July 28, 2019
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An funny and loyal boy gets all the hoes he isnt cool with many people and he will be famous one day
by IdkYou5 September 19, 2018
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Ej is a boy that has is cute and has deep dimples and usually has a slow temper.
Ej is fine all girls will want him
by loverkeke December 01, 2018
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Someone with the LONGEST neck in the history of the fucking universe. It’s so long it’s longer than the brontosaurus. His neck is what sank the titanic. No one is safe. Hide your kids! Hide your wife! Hide your family! His dick is a speck of dust compared to his neck
Bro that kids neck is like Ej’s!
No way Ej’s is two times as long
by Kenneth Berlin March 22, 2019
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