Urban Dictionary: EJ

Me and my girlfriend caught my father attempting to EJ my mother

by MrMondayNite June 03, 2014

Eskimo Job, like a handjob but with more ice

Guy 1: Whats the best thing about outdoor sex when its snowing?
Guy 2: The relative humidity?
Guy 1: Nope, EJ's!
Guy 2: Yeah!
*gratuitous high five*

by logicalzoombini April 19, 2010

a quote from EJ "Dude, rap f***ing blows!"

by Gus Teh Great July 16, 2004

A DJ who, rather than spinning vinyl, uses his laptop, usually playing or creating electronic music.

Therefore: Electronic Jockey

I dunno, that EJ's set was really weak even compared to the opening acts.

by Yes Men July 22, 2007

a headstrong asshole that nobody likes proving people wrong he gets good grades but he think he knows EVERYTHING

by dogument666 May 20, 2016

After beating his wife and eating some fried chicken Carlson got a EJ from his dead mother.

by Kasker December 18, 2008

by No one suspicious October 15, 2016