EDP445 (A.K.A. Bryant Moreland) is a 500lbs Youtuber, known for his brash and vulgar rant-style content, who was caught attempting sexual assault on 13 year old decoy. In the days leading up to his catch, EDP445 (Moreland) sent countless graphic images (such as his penis and feces), and played out various graphic fantasies (such as kidnapping her to bring back to his dungeon) to what he though was a 13 year old. At the start of the catch, EDP445 initially denies the accusations, claiming that he was only coming to pick up a cupcake from the decoy, but slowly starts admitting more as the interview progresses. During the interview, EDP445 admits to to sexting up to 6 underaged minors, previously meeting a girl who was 15, and fantasizing about underaged minors as young as 13. EDP445 is currently under criminal investigation.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

A man who lost his 2 million subscribers over something that he could have just baked from home or bought from the grocery store.

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Also known as EAT DAT PUSSY445, EDP is a black fat Youtuber who's life is all about jerking off to hot bitches, telling the best stories you will hear and getting angry because the Eagles lost.
Everybody loves him because how could you not?