I have not DEFECATED for over a week as MY ASSHOLE is getting way too ECOLINOMICAL.

How big of a load do you have STEVE well I have not CUM for days, no I mean when is the last time you SHIT as I hope you are ECOLINOMICAL as that is the LOAD I meant.

Since you are ECOLINOMICAL JOHN I can blow kisses to YOUR ASSHOLE and SUCK YOUR ASSHOLE for hours so the SHIT will be attracted to my mouth is when you begin FARTING that is when you will transfer your ECOLINOMICAL RELATIONSHIP to me.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz