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morgan- “what did you guys do??”
aliza- “oh you know ebs”
morgan- “wtf is that”
aliza- “you know, everything but sex”
🤪🤪🤪
aliza- “oh you know ebs”
morgan- “wtf is that”
aliza- “you know, everything but sex”
🤪🤪🤪
by fuckme1233 September 23, 2018
May 20 Word of the Day
A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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Contraction of 'emo bullshit' - is usually extended to 'ebsing' and/or 'ebsed'.
Used to describe the irrational, spontaneous and extremely anti-social and negative behaviour often displayed by 'emos' and 'scene kids'. Can be extended to people outside this idiom, in which case the inferred intensity of the 'emo bullshit' can vary greatly depending on the context. Can also be applied to objects.
Used to describe the irrational, spontaneous and extremely anti-social and negative behaviour often displayed by 'emos' and 'scene kids'. Can be extended to people outside this idiom, in which case the inferred intensity of the 'emo bullshit' can vary greatly depending on the context. Can also be applied to objects.
The kids at my party got drunk and started ebsing...they smashed one of the front windows for no reason at all!
My girlfriend ebsed last night and wouldn't tell me what the fuck was wrong.
My computer's ebsing, and won't load itunes.
I can't put up with any more of her ebs. It's her set of issues, not mine.
My girlfriend ebsed last night and wouldn't tell me what the fuck was wrong.
My computer's ebsing, and won't load itunes.
I can't put up with any more of her ebs. It's her set of issues, not mine.
by NakedInTheRain August 19, 2009
3
The best thing a man can do. Eat and proceed to Beat off and sleep right afterward. Proceed on a lazy day, can be performed multiply times if needed.
by Wazzerola September 25, 2011
5
explosive bowel syndrom; when you have to shit so bad the fuckin shit flys out of your ass hole at an explosive rate sometimes causing your corn hole to burn, rip, and possably bleed
kathleen has ebs
by mooser132 September 08, 2010