morgan- “what did you guys do??”
aliza- “oh you know ebs”
morgan- “wtf is that”
aliza- “you know, everything but sex”
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aliza- “oh you know ebs”
morgan- “wtf is that”
aliza- “you know, everything but sex”
🤪🤪🤪
by fuckme1233 September 23, 2018
The best thing a man can do. Eat and proceed to Beat off and sleep right afterward. Proceed on a lazy day, can be performed multiply times if needed.
by Wazzerola September 25, 2011
by runningangel May 07, 2006
Empty Balls Syndrome- The feeling of tiredness and apathy towards your partner shortly after ejaculating.
Girl- Phil was all hot and heavy to get me into the sack, but after he came he didn't want to have anything to do with me!
Girl2- EBS is a bitch!
Girl2- EBS is a bitch!
by apocalikik January 25, 2010
EBS is short for Exploding Bowel Syndrome. EBS is a condition where your body builds up so much back pressure due to constipation, usually after eating mass loads of theater pop corn. Upon the release of this pressure, what ever is in the way (bottom of toilet, ground, significant other) is significantly harmed by the force at which fecal matter is expeled from the orrifice from which it originates.
Dick had such a bad case of EBS, the building maientance department had to replace the toilet in the mens restroom.
by The Nick July 19, 2006
by karmeleonfoo361 July 10, 2019