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A kid who's obsessed with Emergency Alert System or EAS for short. Most of these kids are easily recognizable with SPC as a prefix for their nicknames, which stands for Storm Prevention Control. Most of these kids like the mocks of the infamous Emergency Alert System, and probably record their NOAA Radios going off, while they SOMEHOW know that their NOAA Radios will go off at that specific time, probably a bunch of psychics.
Guy 1: There's this weird kid at my school who brought his NOAA weather radio in the class, glad the teacher told him to turn it off.
Guy 2: This kid is definitely an EAStard. I swear, his Youtube Channel is SPCeastornadomaster13 (example) and records videos of his NOAA radios going off loudly.
Guy 1: Very true.
by thebigbadclown October 04, 2019
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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