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An acronym "Eat a Bagel" from the Lonely Island comedy album, Incredibad. It comes from the song called "Like a Boss".
"Eat a Bagel! (Like a Boss)"

EAB!
by DJAshu July 21, 2010
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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“Eat A Beef” a lot of bums say it, its really outplayed.
Yo Michael you stole my girl? Respectfully EAB!
by respectfullywoo March 26, 2020
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estate agent: "So as you can see, this place has SO much potential."

me: "No sir, you are full of eabs"
by tpsimpson_uk April 24, 2012
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(N.) Eat Ass Bae
Similar to an EAP (Eat Ass Prey) except one step ahead of the game. All EABs start as EAPs.
In order for an EAP to become an EAB the EAP must react positively to your pursuit and agree to hookup with you.

An EAB may even begin to pursue you first afterward.
Side Note: Keep pushing for the ass eating. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.
Lizzy: Is Jarron your new EAB?
Meagan: yeah he is. Best ass eating I ever got!
by Clown4ever December 07, 2015
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