The cancerous game developing duo that makes unbalanced games to tempt kids to eat tide pods
Star Wars battlefront 2 is annoying me, EA Dice don’t even know how to balance the heroes.
by PortedData February 6, 2018
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Taking a game, and turning it into poop with your ultimate goal being making money.
Madden is 'EA Style' football.

Saboteur is buggy as hell...it must be 'EA Style'.

Man I just bought Tiger Woods golf for Wii, it's totally 'EA Style'.
by ThirstyStudios February 7, 2010
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EA Sports is a gaming company that rips off their costumers. Their games are put together with the speed of lightning but always have bug/glitch issues.

They ignore their fans and will ban your gaming account if you ask why they can't fix their game ect.

2k Sports is their rival and seems to treat their costumers with respect.
"EA Sports is making me pay yearly to play their game online? Man I hate getting ripped off."
by macknjack August 28, 2011
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A shitty game server that disconnects way too often. Especially in FIFA 15.
Person 1: (playing FIFA 15) What the fuck? Why do I keep getting disconnected?
Person 2: Because the EA servers are shit.
by punkrocka February 25, 2015
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Terrible videogame company. If they didn't buy out all of their competition, they would of been out of business years ago due to their terrible games and that their alternatives always outdo them. Graphics are decent (just that), but the gameplay is completely broken. It's almost impossible to blow out the CPU because of blatant rubberbanding. I remember when playing NBA Live 05, I was destroying their golden boys the Spurs with the Jazz (who were shitty in that game). But in the 4th quarter, the Spurs were nailing shots even with 3 guys around them, while I missed all my shots (including SLAM DUNKS) even if I was wide open. Tim Duncan gets a basket from half-court with 1 second remaining. How many times do you see that in real life? Simulating games is utterly useless. Everytime I've simulated against the Spurs/Pistons, they always either blow out my team or conveniently outscores my team by 20+ in the 4th quarter.

EA, just because you're monopoly does not mean you're free from criticisms from angry customers such as myself. Until you actually focus on the gameplay (it is a VIDEOGAME after all) instead of graphics (which aren't even that good anyway) we, the customers, will refuse to purchase any of your shitty products (that's the same every year except for roster updates. Why not just give out roster updates via Xbox Live/PlayStation Network for free? Oh yeah, you're greedy monopolists) and buy products from alternative companies such as 2K Interactive who actually care about their customers by FOCUSING ON THE GAMEPLAY. You have to earn our money by putting EFFORT into your games.
Hope that exposes EA Sports.
by david smith, jr. June 18, 2008
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Someone who falls into EA's trap to get you to spend loads of money on their game, usually 300 dollars or more is an EA sucker.
Wow, look at that kid, he spent 300 hundred bucks in FIFA points and didn't get crap, he's an EA sucker.
by Christopher Neibert July 23, 2014
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