An EA bitch is a person who accociates themsleves with the disgusting company known as EA. They will often hide the fact that they’re associated with the company but the truth reveals itself when you play Fifa against an EA bitch, as an EA bitch will get rebound goals, poor refereeing, goals in the 45th or 90th minute and also the new “accelerator secret ea bitch” glitch.

Stay away from EA bitches and report them immediately.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)