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When you prefer hanging out with the homies over any girls online so it seems kinda gay but you're straight irl.
You'd never date anyone online.
Same principle applies for opposite genders.
You'd never date anyone online.
Same principle applies for opposite genders.
by Suicide? June 16, 2020
May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A humorous alternative name for eBay. To be used when someone keeps going on about eBay all the bloody time!
Son: I was thinking of putting my car on eBay? What do you think?
Dad: Fuck me! You're always on about fucking eGay!
Dad: Fuck me! You're always on about fucking eGay!
by mikkus August 17, 2005
3
A shopping website that sells entirely nothing but homosexual blow up dolls, pornography videos, and things from John Mayer.
by hekifier is the greatest May 08, 2009
5
Homosexual tendencies developed from being on internet forums too long. When used in real life, like pwned or lol, people tend to hate the person saying it.
Example 1: Proper Internet e-gay.
haxx0r-tim: sexnow
l33t_steve: lolk
haxx0r-tim: *sexes
Example 2: Improper Real-Life e-gay.
Tim: Hey steve, let's have sex.
Steve: What?
Tim: Lol, JK. I powned you.
Steve: ...
haxx0r-tim: sexnow
l33t_steve: lolk
haxx0r-tim: *sexes
Example 2: Improper Real-Life e-gay.
Tim: Hey steve, let's have sex.
Steve: What?
Tim: Lol, JK. I powned you.
Steve: ...
by scottmale24 October 14, 2005
6
its a play off of words, like ebay
---its basically a guy usually 12-16 who types on AIM or MSNlike a girl. they add all the misspelled "cute" words and all the lol's and the TeHess! and all the stupid typing that adds extras " i lyke sOoO luv Ya! <33 ooH soO glamx3's" and stuff like that.-----
sort of like a metrosexual, in the verbal sense.
---its basically a guy usually 12-16 who types on AIM or MSNlike a girl. they add all the misspelled "cute" words and all the lol's and the TeHess! and all the stupid typing that adds extras " i lyke sOoO luv Ya! <33 ooH soO glamx3's" and stuff like that.-----
sort of like a metrosexual, in the verbal sense.
---- an eGay's convo with a norm. person---
normal- hey
eGay- wuts up sweetiie! <3
normal- not much i guess
eGay- tehe that is like soO fab
normal- sure
eGay- OMG!!!!!!! guess wut happened!!!! :O
normal- what?
eGay- lyke, we're getting an A&F iin att teh mall!!!! wooT!
normal- umm okay.
eGay- its oOh SooO faB! tehe g2g luv yaa babee <3
normal- hey
eGay- wuts up sweetiie! <3
normal- not much i guess
eGay- tehe that is like soO fab
normal- sure
eGay- OMG!!!!!!! guess wut happened!!!! :O
normal- what?
eGay- lyke, we're getting an A&F iin att teh mall!!!! wooT!
normal- umm okay.
eGay- its oOh SooO faB! tehe g2g luv yaa babee <3
by emmelie March 15, 2006