When you prefer hanging out with the homies over any girls online so it seems kinda gay but you're straight irl.

You'd never date anyone online.
Same principle applies for opposite genders.
Do you wanna go out with me?

Sorry im *E-gay* I don't do that, maybe if we met in real life.
by Suicide? June 16, 2020
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Homosexual tendencies developed from being on internet forums too long. When used in real life, like pwned or lol, people tend to hate the person saying it.
Example 1: Proper Internet e-gay.
haxx0r-tim: sexnow
l33t_steve: lolk
haxx0r-tim: *sexes

Example 2: Improper Real-Life e-gay.
Tim: Hey steve, let's have sex.
Steve: What?
Tim: Lol, JK. I powned you.
Steve: ...
by scottmale24 October 14, 2005
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a nerd who loves space and wears glasses and vans. you can usually find them on the stan part of twitter instead of soft and they usually silent but messy as hell and the internet makes them gayer.
brenna: omg you’re an e-gay
michael: i know right
by Ceejus2005 May 04, 2019
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Imagine, like an e-girl, but it's a guy who also loves dicks.
Oh XFioraMaster18 I want your bick cock in my tight mouth.
Ew dude, you're so E-Gay
by Kipsty September 02, 2019
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