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A new term coined for crappy websites with a bunch of shiney or flashing images. Usually appear as borders of a picture or flashing text.
"Look at the e-bling on this crappy site, makes my eyes bleed"
by Nate180 September 15, 2007
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Electronic bling.
Used by some Bay Area yuppies and other Bay Area residents.
Damn, check out Greg's new cell phone!
He's got phat ebling!
by Le Bob June 29, 2004
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An aggregate grouping or series of stylized printings, fonts, icons, emoticons, avatars, proverbs, etc., usually found at the end of an e-mail message uniquely identifying and personifying the sender.
An example would be when a e-mailer has his business card personal information following his signoff. Also included after the personal info might be a proverb or an avatar or funny picture that identifies the sender. All that superflous stuff added at the end of an email including smiley faces can be construed as E-Bling.
by Blaisep2 May 16, 2011
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