by BenHamerEsq February 21, 2012
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A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.
Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets
#2 Hes Such a Warrior
#3 Your all connection
#4 He killed me round a corner
#5 UPC Internet
#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets
#2 Hes Such a Warrior
#3 Your all connection
#4 He killed me round a corner
#5 UPC Internet
#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
by The Chosen One September 02, 2014
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An utterly emormous construction on an unthinkable scale. A mere theory, a Dyson Sphere is a "space ship" that encircles an entire star, so as to harvest ALL of its energy. To make a Dyson Sphere would provide an unimaginable amount of living space and energy.
A lot of debates have been started over the size of a Dyson Sphere, but for a small(ish) star the diameter would have to be close to 200,000,000 km. Even though many people also debate whether there is even enough matter to MAKE a Dyson Sphere, almost everyone agrees that if a civilization were to have the ABILITY to make one, they wouldn't even have a use for a Dyson Sphere, as by that point they probably would have had something better.
A Dyson Sphere for the solar system would be about 600 million times the surface area of the Earth.
A lot of debates have been started over the size of a Dyson Sphere, but for a small(ish) star the diameter would have to be close to 200,000,000 km. Even though many people also debate whether there is even enough matter to MAKE a Dyson Sphere, almost everyone agrees that if a civilization were to have the ABILITY to make one, they wouldn't even have a use for a Dyson Sphere, as by that point they probably would have had something better.
A Dyson Sphere for the solar system would be about 600 million times the surface area of the Earth.
A much debated topic, estimated sizes of Dyson spheres can be from 190000000 km to several light months (for more than one star inside of the sphere).
"originally proposed in 1959 by the astronomer Freeman Dyson as a way for an advanced civilization to utilise all of the energy radiated by their sun. It is an artificial sphere the size of an planetary orbit." -Anders Sandberg
"originally proposed in 1959 by the astronomer Freeman Dyson as a way for an advanced civilization to utilise all of the energy radiated by their sun. It is an artificial sphere the size of an planetary orbit." -Anders Sandberg
by Will Zweifel April 16, 2006
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by Chingchong October 07, 2013
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The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.
Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009
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by rykuno February 02, 2019
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me: Lol, Industrial Dyson?
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk
by carpetdoctor August 20, 2013
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