Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.
No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.
by Block Dog August 06, 2021
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A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.
Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.
by addisteaj May 03, 2017
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The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC March 05, 2012
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The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum
She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets
by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018
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