this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.