Dylan Krepcio is probably the kid that will later on get arrested in his life, He seems to always get in trouble but gets out of it somehow.The Freshmen love his mullet but don’t get to close he will hit you with his karate kicks, he has no filter at all and thinks he’s a redneck when he’s not, he also has a tiny penis, but that’s ok because girls never get far enough to fuck him because he just beats the shit out of them first. He’s born down south usually around the Mississippi area, he’s the redneck thats not really a redneck basically, he also give free abortions to his cousins on the weekends

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk