Urban Dictionary: Dylan Evans

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He has a tiny penis and loves to rape children and is a registered sex offender he loves to stick rhino dick in his mouth he always watches dog and furry porn he stinks like dick cheese and has a 10 pack of abs

Girl#1 call the cops

Guy#2 wtf is he fisting that little boy

Dylan Evans

by Poop toucher 780 January 02, 2020

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Apr 22 Word of the Day

dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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