Urban Dictionary: Dweef

Top definition

A dick fart, similiar to a queef but for a guy.

"Hey Jake, what smells so bad?"
"Sorry man, I just dweefed."

by 4123574324 September 29, 2009

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An imaginary troll-like being commonly hallucinated by methamphetamine addicts.

Dude, I just saw another dweef in the bathroom.

by Scott March 05, 2005

A dweeb who only feeds on queefs, much in the way a vampire feeds purely on blood.

You're going downtown? This late? Well... watch out for the dweefs in the alleys, here's some mace for you if one tries to feed on your snatch gas.

by Dweefhunter February 07, 2009

A male "queef". Where the male farts out of his penis.

I laughed so hard I "dweefed" and bukkake came out and hit the teacher in the head.

by RAD April 23, 2003

by dweefer January 05, 2011

by the F.O.D July 31, 2003