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A dick fart, similiar to a queef but for a guy.
"Hey Jake, what smells so bad?"
"Sorry man, I just dweefed."
by 4123574324 September 29, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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An imaginary troll-like being commonly hallucinated by methamphetamine addicts.
Dude, I just saw another dweef in the bathroom.
by Scott March 05, 2005
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A dweeb who only feeds on queefs, much in the way a vampire feeds purely on blood.
You're going downtown? This late? Well... watch out for the dweefs in the alleys, here's some mace for you if one tries to feed on your snatch gas.
by Dweefhunter February 07, 2009
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A male "queef". Where the male farts out of his penis.
I laughed so hard I "dweefed" and bukkake came out and hit the teacher in the head.
by RAD April 23, 2003
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