"Hey Jake, what smells so bad?"
"Sorry man, I just dweefed."

You're going downtown? This late? Well... watch out for the dweefs in the alleys, here's some mace for you if one tries to feed on your snatch gas.

That guy smells like a dweef

You'll never know what Dweef means!

Oh my god girl, I was at Tyrone’s house last night and he couldn’t stop dweefing. All night, he kept pulling the covers over my head every time he had to dweef.

Dude, I just saw another dweef in the bathroom.

I laughed so hard I "dweefed" and bukkake came out and hit the teacher in the head.