A extremely small penis that is smaller then your average millimeter monster.
Stephen:Yo dwarf dick what's up?
Carlos:stop making fun of my dwarf Dick you cunt
by Dwarfdickinc January 28, 2015
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Noun (astrophysics term): the small, highly-dense stellar body remaining after the nova detonation of a "main sequence" star, typically Earth-sized in overall dimension, but displacing a gravitational mass equivalent to that of the Earth's Sun.
Astrophysicists now calculate that white dwarf stars may account for as much as 6% of all the known stars in our quadrant of the Milky Way galaxy.
by speedog July 13, 2010
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Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used)

Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February)

Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.
How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?
by Snake March 09, 2005
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1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves
1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf
by trotscrot June 30, 2008
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A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.
Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?
Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.
Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...
Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!
Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.
Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!
by Red Fortune May 31, 2009
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A secondary category of planets, but not actually. Dwarf planets are bodies of rock that orbit the Sun and are too small to classify as a planet. The Dwarf planets in our solar system as of this definition are Ceres, Pluto, and Eris.
1. Pluto was a planet until the discovery of a bunch of objects about its size brought it down to dwarf planet. All those bodies will soon be dwarf planets.
by gnase October 04, 2006
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Noun
a person who is of unusually or abnormally small stature because of a medical condition whilst residing in an outer garment having sleeves and extending below the hips.
Guy 1: Sup dude, you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Almost man
Guy 1: No way! I thought it’d be a sure thing. What happened?
Guy 2: We were hooking up in the coat closet when a coat dwarf jumped out at us.
Guy 1: Those coat dwarfs can be a real hassle, not as bad as the 90’s but still.
by Dr. Dizzle July 20, 2018
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