A Dwain is a unique individual. Known to be quite eccentric at times. He is also quite friendly once "he" gets to know "you". Once you are claimed as his friend you will have a friend for life. He is loving, loyal, patient, kind, understanding and always there to help (even if he is cursing under his breath). Dwain's also have a unique Hep Cat sorte of style.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A chill dude. Very strange and mysterious. You never know what he's going to say or how he's going to react, it's always a surprise. He's confident in a way that would normally bother people but suits him well.

dwain

the worst TM ever. and can be used in palce of any word.

a stupid fucking retard