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When you’re so tired after running that you don’t wanna bang your wife, only the guy you are cheating on her with, so you feed the bitch to pigs.
“Bonnie, I am so tired I just wanna bang Wyatt, not your skank ass, come help me feed the pigs.” “Wyatt, the bitch is dead, I pulled the Duvall Brothers on her, now come slap me with your big sweaty boner.”
by Wyatt Bangs Men August 01, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005