Def 1: Archaic and true German-Based name of Germany, based on the German name (Deutschland).

Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.
Those who are easily tricked will fail to realize that the term "Dutchland" really refers to Germany, and not the Netherlands.
by Flaminghorse August 05, 2017
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Made-up name for the Netherlands, because the fact that the people who live there are Dutch and that the language is Dutch confuses them.
Hey, you live in Dutchland, right? Isn't weed legal there?
by Canis ardens July 15, 2005
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What idiots call The Netherlands (or if you really must: Holland)
Person: I think he is speaking Dutch
Idiot: How nice, I've never met someone from Dutchland
by dtech January 18, 2009
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"isnt netherland and dutchland the same thing?"
"no you moron . but most of the people living there are dutch"
by golden sparrow April 10, 2015
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