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n. feces in one's underwear while riding in the car with other passengers v. the act of dutch onioning
Evan dutch onioned himself while driving to his grandparents house; his parent were .
by classiest January 23, 2011
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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to breathe in someone's face after eating food containing raw onions
Mmmm. That salsa was delicious.

OMG! You just dutch onioned me!
by Brays Bayme January 15, 2011
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