May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Similar to redneck in that it defines a working class person, typically in the midwest, who works around grain or in grain factories. The constant exposure to the grain dust causes their bodies to become filthy with dust.
Did you see how dirty John is?
Yeah, that old Dust Neck has been working his ass off for very little compensation.
by Working Class Eviscerator January 05, 2020
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