A cross between a duck and a turtle commonly found on the video games mario 1 and 3.
Durtles are the source of all evil
by _-anonymous-_ July 31, 2006
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Durtles are the fandom name of KallMeKris, Kris HC on Twitch & TikTok. They're sweet, non-toxic, supportive, and kind! We support all opinions, fandoms, gender, sexualities, etc..
We also create some edits for Kris!
Have a great day, nice meeting y'all!
Durtles are amazing
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A fat, lazy asswipe. Who never showers or brushes his teeth. Completely A-sexual.
A pizza-faced virgin.
You can ring grease out of his hair.
Animal abuser.
Lying, two faced, sociopath.
Never goes to the dentist, and definately needs dentures and a toothbrush.
Oblivious to alcohol theives.
EW, did you see his teeth...FUCKING DURTLE!
Why does your house smell like a dumpster, must of been a durtle!
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A turtle which says "dur." Created by Drew of Left-handed toons (by right-handed people) in his bad comic challenge.
James: Did you see Drew's bad comic challenge?
Greg: Yeah, that durtle was the most adorable thing ever.
by JammyToast March 07, 2011
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peson 1: yo look at that!
person 2: what is it?
peson 1: its a dead turtle.
person 2: a turtle? dont you mean a durtle?
peson 1: YEAH!!
by ymairol July 24, 2009
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This word can mean anything that you want.
Best used when memory loss has occured or when there are people around that wouldn't appreciate the word that it is intended to be.
"Look at the furtle durtle on that!"
In this case furtle durtle means VW beetle bonnet on a Lady in extremely tight pants in a crowded drinking establishment.
by Galoot of the Grove June 22, 2004
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