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David, Kevin, and Dan are often found acting like Durt da durs together in their natural habitat...Sometimes they shoot at turkeys with assault rifles out of a bathroom window, often act like busters, and even fuck shit up like peoples fences when they cut down trees.
by eightypercent December 09, 2011
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021