Neanderthal patriarch responsible for the great 20,000 BC fire party, having discovered wine an fire in close proximity, durk threw one hellacious rootin tootin wild cave party that 3/4 of the known world attended, it was a cave orgy of epic proportion, woolly mammoth cookouts an rock n rolling where just a few of the festivities....durk would be immortalized in many cave paintings around western an central europe, many thought to be pornographic in nature

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

the Chicago Jay Z

A football player who was just too good to play professionally as it would have been unfair. These players can often be found tearing up the 5-a-side pitches of Britain in order to maintain their tekkers whilst remaining anonymous.

Durks

Verb :To indulge, predominantly in self rewarding pleasures

<durk is a hybrid between DUmb and jeRK

A fool who likes to play world of warcraft, shampoo his back hair, and dump girls on their birthday.