Like Dracula, One sucks, but this one sucks oil, not blood, and loves the sun, One lives in it, so hot in middle east, the reason why One brown instead of being pale. One actually needs sun or will die. Hansome also. Seducing 10 wives and Heaven 72 Virgins. And garlic don't do shit either, but ham and gin will certainly trigger One to go onto do a Jihad. And once One dies from suicide bombing, One turns to sand, not ashes.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods