The coolest fucking town in Maine. The schools ceilings leak, and we ride around on cows. Chhhhyeeeaaaahhhh Booooiiiiiii

Ghetto-ass city amidst the significantly higher class cities of Raleigh and Chapel Hill. Home of Duke University, an institution that represents the opposite of the city of Durham in nearly every way: Finacially, Racially, World-Views, etc. Home of Durham Bulls minor league baseball team of Bull Durham movie fame.

Durham is a town in south-central Connecticut. It is full of rednecks, something commonly not found in most of Connecticut. Due to it being such a small town, Most of the people of Durham consider Wallingford or Middletown a City. Durham is the most ass backwards town in the state of Connecticut and is known for having such a heavy southern influence regardless of being so far north. The town is known for the Durham Fair. It is an agricultural fair, so it's basically a pig and cow beauty contest or something. Known for Food and random bullshit artists that play every year. Most teens hang out driving around in their parents cars or in some persons basement smoking pot or getting drunk. The high school is called Coginchaug, and is known for it's dense populations of Douchebag Jocks, Slut girls and generally stupid people. It is even more divided economically, having students on the poorer end of the working class, and very very well endowed students as well. The lines blend because like 2/3s if not more of the people in this school smoke pot or drink, even if they don't let anyone know they do. And if they don't, they'll want to, because that's all there is to do in Durham.

A city in central NC (piedmont). With a medium gay population. Bt ostly ghetto black people. Alos the home of Duke (A rich white people school for northeners). But most people support UNC ( A school for REAL people who live there and arent dirty rich). Also has a miner league team For the pampa ay rays, also NOBODY likes the rays there at all.
But finally its said DER-UM

A town in New Hampshire. Full of dykes.

A nondescript English town, with one of the strangest founding stories ever. (Read: Cow founds town) Outclassed in almost every aspect by it's namesakes the world over.