adj. From the German word for dark. A pet name used for your significant other.

Daddy/Uncle

Something which is bad, not up to standard, disappointing.

A term used to describe a creepy, older guy who checks out and hits on little girls (or boys); a child pedophile. Often uses the term 'damn fine'. Abbreviated as dunks.

Comes from Uncle and Duncan.

To take a massive poop. A poop that could choke a ground hog. Similar to a river monster shit. This is a poop you have to brag to your friends about.

When your balls hit the water after you take a shit.