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a combination of dumpster fire and clusterfuck, a person knowingly in a situation that could be described as a dumpster fire, shit show, or clusterfuck
College Student Partying in Florida on Spring Break: OH WELL if I get the corona virus, I get the corona virus
Everyone Else: Ugh that dumpsterfucker needs to learn how science actually works.
Everyone Else: Ugh that dumpsterfucker needs to learn how science actually works.
by dumpsterfucker1 March 24, 2020
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021