To take a herculean shit. Related to Hercules and alluding to the less known 13 labor of Hercules when he took a huge dump. It was so big that he wanted to have a painting made of it so all his friends could be impressed; this was of course far before the camera feature on a smart phone was invented for the task.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.