(n): A drink brewed by drinking a few cups of coffee on an empty stomach, then procuring the frothy mixture out of one's ass into a suitable container. Best served with milk, sugar, and a touch of corn (preferably creamed).

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.