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The trance like state you fall under before you have to take a massive shit. You want to be alone and philosophize your life and write things down in a day-timer. You sit and bask in the fart like aroma sifting out of your asshole like steam through a manhole cover. God for bid you are interrupted by anybody, a person, a dog, even the phone ringing will overwhelm you with vulnerability, and self conscious feelings. You will immediately ninja to another room, ideally the bathroom to continue your seizure like stupor, or get it over with a drop the deuce.
Guy 1: It smells like stale shit in every room of the house!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!
by brohan Sebastian Bach February 28, 2011
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007