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Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.
Orign, English.
Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.
by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Noun:
To be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.
To be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.
Dominyk was once a capable working but lately he's been a real dumblefuck, not being able to clean his own room.
by Da Urban Meister April 26, 2011
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The act of sex wearing a wizard robe and huge fake beard screaming did you put your name on the goblet of fire, not in any way asking calmly ala the books.
by SolidOstrichCats May 23, 2019